February 2011
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“well, we think about sex 15,000 times a day
and you think about mustaches...”
– i can’t even try denying it.
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“you’re like a guy with sex, only involving facial hair.”
– NO BIG DEAL
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"you are an inferior geek. A sub-geek."
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that is far more insulting to me than being called fat. far. more. insulting.
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January 2011
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“me: I am so ADD today—
chris: I got a cat.
me: — WHAT
kyle:...”
– don’t give me coffee and talk about cats
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why more people should watch this movie
US President: Even if something like that really did exist, why do you think I would actually just give it to you?
Ben Gates: Because it will probably lead us to the discovery of the greatest Native-American treasure of all time; a huge piece of culture lost. You can give that history back to its descendants. And because you're the President of the United States, sir. Whether by innate character or the oath you took to defend the Constitution or the weight of history that falls upon you, I believe you to be an honorable man, sir.
US President: Gates, people don't believe that stuff anymore.
Ben Gates: They want to believe it.
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“Did no one read my book?”
– Riley Poole National Treasure: Book of Secrets (via cloudburstbrokenbysunshine)
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So I started following mistahdarcy today and spent like an hour pouring over her blog and i found this so it was all worth it.
elijah. why. are. you. on. yo. gabba gabba. just why.
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MARK WAHLBERG IS A PRINCE AND CHRISTIAN BALE IS...
warningdontreadthis:
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