Rule #32: Archive

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Dec 31st

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Somebody please explain

why watching No Strings Attached left me in tears. Who cries at that movie. Who. who This is why I hate emotions. They make you do silly silly things like cry.

Dec 30th

Its Ashton kutcher. He could get me pineapples and...

why is No Strings Attached making me tear up. Why. Somebody please tell me why. Just why.

Dec 30th

Types of girls every guy should date

The Arty Hipster Her strengths: She knows where all the dive bars are and all the art shows with free wine. She’s exciting and stylish, but not as untouchable as the urban sophisticate. “She actually likes nerds and intellectuals,” says Ian Coburn, author of God Is a Woman: Dating Disasters. And she actually cares about culture. “She can be great for a guy who wants to...

Dec 29th

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… If I ever want to punish myself for something terrible, if I ever want to punish myself disgustingly - I’ll marry you. Consider it a promise.

Dec 28th

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Hey

Page 179, if you please.

Dec 28th

Hey

Page 145 too, please. Twenty-four year old virgin yo. /represent

Dec 28th

Hey

Somebody please remind me to write down the conversation on page 140, k?

Dec 28th

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Come on hide your lovers

underneath the covers. Seriously. The best Arcade Fire song, hands down bar none by far.

Dec 27th

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If I had a dollar for each pillow I have in my...

I’d have only about fifteen bucks, but still you get the point.

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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a character in Doctor Who: Doctor Who?
me: ohhhhhHHHHHAHHAH YOU DID THE THING 
 THEY 
 THEY DID THAT THING WHERE THE NAME 
 HA 
 OHGOD

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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yep. I can do that. I think. jk I can. or can I?...

My brother, ladies and gentlemen

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Fatz it up with bourbon

me: what's with the bourbon?
maja: so I'm making date-filled cookies like my mom used to make and I thought, why not add some bourbon? Might as well Fatzinger-ize it.
me: Fatz it up!
maja: Fatz it up, with bourbon.
maja: we don't have a drinking problem here.
maja a little bit later: oh the bourbon helps.
maja: I feel like I'm in Buffalo Trace.

Dec 24th

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that awkward moment

you get hit on by a guy who looks like a balding Stellan Skarsgard at the bar.

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Happy New Years to you ...

in JAIL!

Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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I saw this on my dashboard today...

lanuminga: Internet has been won. everyone go home.

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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crescentbear replied to your post: books I need to read now that I’m at home and have the time Rach!!! Read Perks first. I just finished it. It’ll blow your damn mind, and the first book on your list is the last that Charlie reads. … he reads Ayn Rand? seriously? dangit now I really really want to read Perks.

Dec 23rd

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books I need to read now that I'm at home and have...

the fountainhead perks of being a wallflower (oddly this has nothing to do with the fact that the movie is coming out soonish) to kill a mockingbird (I can feel you judging me and I do not appreciate) neverwhere (I got this for my birthday and still haven’t started it) jane eyre sense and sensibility pride and prejudice (I’ve read the zombie one and that’s almost the same...

Dec 23rd

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