Rule #32: Archive

That anger you feel when you see or hear about...

/rage

Mar 1st

2 notes

3 tags

Adventures in Michigan

Those don’t have nails on them, do they? - Mom, why are you calling me? Your phone is in MY pocket. - Did you get the keys? No, I left them in the ignition. I thought that might be a fun idea.

Feb 28th

1 tag

You are a douchebag, sir.

A douche. Bag.

Feb 28th

1 tag

You know what I hate?

That mood when all you want to do is cry. What’s better is when this is combined when everything makes you angry. For the last 24 hours I’ve just been kind of mad at the world. Granted the world has gone ballistic but I’m mad at my eye for feeling gritty, the smudges on my glasses, the faded lines on the road, the fact that I’m in traffic and have to pee like Seabiscuit....

Feb 28th

2 notes

3 tags

Feb 28th

8 notes

2 tags

Feb 28th

2,334 notes

2 tags

I just decided that I want my fiancée to see all...

We can take a road trip and go from house to house to house to house to house to house to house to house. And then we can go see all the places he’s lived and have an adorable time together.

Feb 27th

2 notes

This coffee tastes like pizza.

That’s not normal.

Feb 27th

1 note

1 tag

Things I have a love/hate relationship with:

Driving through towns I used to live in.

Feb 27th

1 note

3 tags

Feb 27th

2,298 notes

3 tags

Feb 27th

9,054 notes

3 tags

Feb 27th

12,185 notes

3 tags

Feb 27th

3,933 notes

3 tags

Feb 27th

151 notes

2 tags

dujardins: e-pic: plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs #except leonardo dicaprio

Feb 27th

12,501 notes

4 tags

pureblood-: Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.

Feb 27th

6,107 notes

2 tags

Feb 27th

8,928 notes

2 tags

3:29 am

y u no answer :( you’re sobertr you ahold answer I have sunglasses on tooo

Feb 26th

2 notes

2 tags

2:25 am

I. love. you. you weren’t drunk enough

Feb 26th

1 note

1 tag

Is there some reason i should? How fast can you run? How far can you see? How low of a decible can you hear? If a tree falls in the woods does anyone care?

Feb 25th

3 tags